The Fundraiser
Standing in line with the kids waiting to pick up the fundraiser items.
Me: Who wants to let me cut?
Girl 1: What did you day?
Me: I said who wants to let me cut?
Girl 2: Well...I have a pissed off grandma waiting in the car.
Girl 1: And I don't want to get slapped.
Me: laughing out loud!
Allergy Season
Standing outside with my class and we walk to recess
Me: (Sneezing)
Girl: Are you sick?
Me: No. Allergies.
Girl: To kids?
Ghostbusters
Me: Who knows what movie this song is from?
Kids: (Look at each other in confusion)
Me: Come on, you mean you weren't around in the 80's?
Kid: Only old people were around then.
Me: I was around then, am I old?
Kid: (Looks confused) No?
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